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April Sasstrology

April Sasstrology

I am sad to admit that this will be the last issue of Sasstrology, ever.

Just kidding, happy April Fool’s Day, and happy birthday to all of you Aries out there.

In honor of it being Aries season, this month we’ll find out the mythology behind the constellation and zodiac sign of Aries.

One the symbols for Aries is the ram, which is most known in Greek mythology from the story of Jason and the Argonauts, and their quest for the golden fleece, which was from Aries the ram.

However, before its fleece was well known, it was a gift to a woman named Nephele, whose husband just left her, from the Greek god, Hermes. Nephele’s ex persecuted her children and in order to keep them safe she sent them on the back of the ram to the east, where her ex-husband wouldn’t find her children.

One of the children died on the journey, but the other one made it to the home of a king named Aeetes. The child sacrificed the ram to the god and presented the golden fleece to the king. The ram was honored by the gods and became a constellation.

That is all, story-time is over, and now the moment that you’ve been waiting for, the “last” issue of horoscopes.

Aries (March 21-April 19)
If you’ve had a recent craving for adventure, now’s the time to act. You’ll feel a surge of passion and liveliness this month. However, you’ll feel a bit reckless as well.  Be careful making decisions because any bad decision could set off an explosion in your life.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)
This month your friends will go through hardships and will expect you to be standing by their side through thick and thin. In order to make things better for you and your companions, strive to have an optimistic outlook through this hard time.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Spring break might have already happened, but now’s your time to let loose and have some fun. Feel free to just let this go and be adventurous with your friends. Of course, be cautious while partaking in these adventures.

Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Luckily you are just able to jump right back into the school schedule after spring break. This month is the time that higher education will be easier for you to remember since you’ll be able to connect it to sentimental memories.

Leo (July 23-Aug 22)
Not to make you sound like a bad person, but this month your manipulative skills will be stronger. You’ll be able to push people’s buttons to the point that they’ll give you what you want. However, remember that what goes around comes around.

Virgo (Aug 23-Sep 22)
Your friendships and other relationships will grow like a tree, and become sturdier, stronger and more harmonious each day this month. You’ll also have an open book of many opportunities for making new friends.

Libra (Sep 23-Oct 22)
Grab a box of tissues for your tears this month. Your emotions will become more intense than usual. You will also feel a surge of recklessness, but you need to think out your possible consequences before acting out.

Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21)
Expect to feel butterflies swarming around in around in your stomach this month. You’ll be overwhelmed with excitement and happiness. Own that anxiousness and use it give yourself a free pass for having fun and letting loose.

Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21)
This month will be full of energy and electrifying for you. You will be feeling impulsive and adventurous, but that could easily lead you to surprises and trouble. Go ahead, follow your instincts, but be very cautious and analytical before going into situations.

Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19)
You will find someone new and exciting that will mean a lot to you as well as go on memorable adventures with you. This person will also lead you to new opportunities and advantages that will help advance you in life.

Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18)
It’s time for change and a rebirth. Let loose and explore parts of life that you haven’t before. Take every chance you get to get close to someone new and make new friends. Follow your curiosity and eventually you will find someone to answer all of your questions.

Pisces (Feb 19-March 20)
Be prepared to experience one of the most fun times of the year for you. However, you will also be at a crossroad and be expected to make a big and important decision that you won’t be able to make on your own. Look to your friends for advice.

 

 

 

Sources:
http://www.eastrolog.com/monthly-horoscopes/

http://www.gods-and-monsters.com/mythology-of-aries.html

http://www.freepik.com/free-vector/zodiac-aries-clip-art_380714.htm

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