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February Sasstrology

February Sasstrology

It is February, and regardless of how much you hate the freezing winter weather or how much you hate Valentine’s Day, you have to admit that some pretty cool people had their birthdays recently. Happy birthday to all of the Aquarians or there; or happy belated birthday depending on when your birthday is. Have you ever wondered why Aquarians act the way that they are? There’s simple answer to that question. Just look at mythology; it will give you all the answers you’re looking for.

Long ago, in the Greek land of Troy lived a fifteen-year-old prince, Ganymede. Many would agree that Ganymede was the most handsome young man in all of Troy. In fact, Ganymede was so attractive that even Zeus, the father of the gods, thought that he was so irresistible that he wanted Ganymede all to himself.

Keep in mind that back in ancient Greece it was actually a social norm for older men to take in boys, anywhere from twelve-years-old to nineteen-years-old, as a lover.

One day while Ganymede was on Mount Ida tending to his father’s sheep, Zeus took the form of a giant eagle, flew down, picked Ganymede up in his talons, and flew him off to Mount Olympus. Zeus didn’t only want Ganymede as a lover, but he also wanted the teenager to serve him as his own personal cup bearer to bring him a drink of water or wine whenever he wanted.

In exchange for taking Ganymede, Zeus gave the prince’s father a herd of the finest horses to grace Mount Ida.

Aquarius is known as being the zodiac sign most likely to rebel, and that is exactly what Ganymede did. He was fed up with being Zeus’ slave, so he angrily poured the cup of water out of Mount Olympus. Ganymede’s action didn’t only make it rain for days, but it also flooded the entire Earth.

Zeus was furious with Ganymede for disobeying him, and his first thought was to punish the young boy, but then Zeus realized that he wasn’t being very nice to Ganymede. To make up for how rude he was, Zeus used his godly powers to make Ganymede immortal as the constellation of the water bearer, which is the symbol for Aquarius.

Now, without further ado, let’s get on the real reason that you even clicked on this article, this month’s horoscopes.

Aries (March 21-April 19)
You’ll begin February in a bit of a rut. But don’t worry your pretty little head; just look to your friends and they will help you sort all of your problems out. Along with that, when your situations are all gone your head will feel clearer and you’ll become more productive and reach the goals that you set for yourself this month.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)
It is time for you to rise above the rest and thrive. You have high hopes and dreams, but you can’t achieve them by yourself. Don’t lose hope; if you have a good friend that has the same professional goals both you will be able to find what you’ve always wanted. It may still be an uphill battle, but at least there’s someone else making the climb with you.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)
If anyone has caught the love bug this month, it is definitely you. Whether it is just between you and your friend or you and your significant other, your emotions for this person will be stronger and hotter as February goes on. Embrace these feelings and don’t let things get blown out of proportion because in the end you and this person will support each other beautifully.

Cancer (June 21-July 22)
While it might be the second month of the year, you just might be starting to get out of your usual happy comfort zone and wanting to explore new things. Don’t let your typical behavior of sticking to routines get in the way of that. It is time to make some changes and you won’t regret a thing. You will come to find that what is new to you is what you really wanted.

Leo (July 23-Aug 22)
You’re usually the social butterfly of your friends, but this month you will be more isolated and alone so that you have time to think about your own problems. Along with that, you won’t be your typical decisive self either; you will have a great amount of confusion when it comes to making drastic decisions. Take your time and analyze every possibility before diving head first.

Virgo (Aug 23-Sept 22)
In a hive full of honey you are on the throne as the queen bee. Your attractiveness will increase this month and will gain you more friends. Let these new companions take you on adventures to parties and social gatherings. These people will leave on strong impact on the person that you are. You will never forget the events that take place this month.

Libra (Sept 23-Oct 22)
February will be the month of memories and sentimentally for you. Big news will come to your attention. It could be shocking or heavy; this could rock your boat. Thankfully, you are the sign of the scales and will find solutions to your problems. However, it will take time to find these answers; don’t decide impulsively or emotionally and find out as much as possible.

Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21)
If you’ve had unanswered questions and issues since the end of November, you will finally be tying all of those loose strings this month. In order to solve these problems, you have to look back on all the events that took place throughout the winter. If you put all of these pieces together, like a puzzle, you’ll see the whole picture and everything will make perfect sense.

Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21)
Fasten your seat belt; it’s going to be a very bumpy ride for you. Your problems this month will stem from questions that you have and the fact that there are no answers to these inquiries. Later on in February communication will not be your friend and could cause some trouble. You will look to someone that you haven’t spoken to in a while for help, but it won’t be a happy ending.

Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19)
The thick fog of confusion in your life is gone and the sun shines bright on you. The past few months have been full of hard work for you. Now is the time for you sit back, relax, and enjoy yourself. Break your routine of all work and no play. Feel free to take some time to be more fun-loving, adventurous, and social than usual.

Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18)
Has anyone told you that there’s a spark in your eye? This month will bring out the best in you and will thus cause others to be interested in getting to know you. Along with that, your curiosity will draw you into others as well, making you become close with someone. Embrace new relationships as it will lead you to memories that will last a lifetime.

Pisces (Feb 19-March 20)
You will be put to the test of friendship this month. Since most of your friends will be caught up in their own drama and problems you will have to loyal and help them through everything. Don’t despair; there will be a light at the end of the tunnel. Luck will come your way after all the troubles are gone and you’ll find yourself getting plenty of opportunities to have fun.

Sources:
http://www.eastrolog.com/monthly-horoscopes/
http://www.gods-and-monsters.com/aquarius-myth.html
http://justfree.org/cool-aquarius-tattoos

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