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March Sasstrology

March Sasstrology

Happy March and Happy Week Before Spring Break. Along with that, happy birthday to all of the Pisces out there that turned a year older recently. Have you ever wondered why Pisceans have their special, unique personality? There’s a simple answer to that question. Just look at mythology; it will give you all the answers that you’re looking for.

In Greek mythology the great monster, Typhon, descended on Mount Olympus and violently threatened all of the gods and goddesses.

During this attack, Aphrodite, goddess of love and beauty, and her son, Eros, also known as Cupid, god of love, fled as quickly as possible. To find an escape, they hid in the ocean and took the form of two fish, which is the symbol for Pisces.

This story explains why Pisces is the sign that has the greatest appreciation of romance and love.

Now, let’s move on to the important part of the article, the predictions.

Aries (March 21-April 19)
You will need to brush up on your knowledge and sharpen your pencils because you’ll be put to the test this month. A relationship that ended on a not-so-friendly note will reappear in your life, and it is up to you to find a solution to the problem that caused the parting of ways in this relationship. Don’t act impulsively and take your time to come to an answer.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Please keep your hands and legs in the vehicle at all times; it’s going to be a bumpy ride this month. Expect to encounter some turbulence in March, either in your social life or health. However, you are a strong as a bull and will troop through your troubles. Just make sure that you smile through the hard times and you will soon reach the light at the end of the tunnel.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)
You will be in your prime for relationships and socializing this month. However, you will only have strength in stable, long-lasting relationships. Now is not the time to look for new companions. Some of these long-lasting friendships will take a few turns that could be problematic, but don’t worry, you’ll come out on top in the end.

Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Your mantra is “I feel.” Expect that to come into play soon. This is the time of the year that you will look at and analyze your relationships. You will look at some aspects that are overlooked or looked down upon and learn how to tolerate them. Along with that, you will learn how to show and/or receive affection in a new and better way.

Leo (July 23-Aug 22)
It’s a good thing that spring break is coming up because you will be the life of the party this month. Now is the time to live it up and socialize like it’s an Olympic event, which you’ll be sure to win the gold in. Your negotiating skills will be very successful and strong this month, and that should help you with the small amount of trouble that you encounter.

Virgo (Aug 23-Sep 22)
Valentine’s Day might have been last month, but this month your heart is more atwitter than, well, Twitter. If you have significant other then the relationship will strengthen and become even more loving. If you are a single lady or gentlemen then now is the time that you will have a greater chance to initiate a relationship than usual. Get your flit on.

Libra (Sep 23-Oct 22)
You are usually optimistic and diplomatic, but this month you will not be the best at communicating. Expect to deal with some misunderstanding and the returning strong feelings that you have felt in the past, these could be romantic feelings for a person that already faded. Don’t make any important decisions this month; your way of thinking is a bit cloudy now.

Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21)
You will feel the need to break away from your comfort zone this month. Expect to have feelings of independence, freedom and exploration more often than usual. Along with that, you will find some interests that are a bit out of the norm. These new interests could lead you to meeting new people. Be open and welcoming from the beginning; it will help you begin new friendships

Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21)
Expect some miscommunication and complications at the beginning of the month. Don’t fret; you’re on the right track to find answers to these problems. However, be careful about the decisions that you make. Everything is not what it seems. Appearances will deceive and misguide you. Ask for the opinions of others in order to find solutions.

Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19)
Take a step and give yourself time to evaluate the entire picture and sort out your priorities this month. If you need assistance, don’t be afraid to ask for help. In fact, asking for help will help your friendships to grow and become even stronger than they already are. But don’t ask too much of someone else; keep in mind that they have their own priorities too.

Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18)
The world’s your oyster and you’re the pearl. Expect to receive an abundance of attention this month. Your naturally rebellious and curious personality will draw people in. With all of this attention, feel free to indulge and enjoy yourself. However, don’t let this pleasure go to your head. Don’t be blinded by happiness and control yourself.

Pisces (Feb 19-March 20)
You may think that you know everything, but you’re wrong. You aren’t looking at everything enough. Someone’s feelings about you are hidden. These feelings could be positive or negative. Either way, you will be expected to figure out the mystery. Once you find everything out, there will be a mutual outcome and some confused feelings.

Sources:
http://www.eastrolog.com/monthly-horoscopes/
http://www.gods-and-monsters.com/mythology-of-pisces.html
http://4vector.com/free-vector/double-eye-clip-art-106588

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